random two

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by epk, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. epk

    epk Moderator Political User Folding Team

    Lenin is dying and he calls Stalin to his side:
    -Stalin, I'm worried for the future of our people. Do you think they will follow you as their leader?
    -Yes, I'm certain of it.
    -But what if they don't?
    -Well, then they will follow you.

    Small town in the middle of nowhere. A blonde bombshell driving a Rolls-Royce parks right in the town square, she gets down and calls one of the local hicks:
    -Come with me, handsome.
    Another guy says:
    -Oh man, it's you! you are so lucky!
    He walks up to the car, the girl tells him to get in and they drive away. After a while the hick returns driving the Rolls.
    -Hey, man, tell us what happened!
    -Well, nothing... we drove up to the mill, we got off the car, she took her clothes off and said "take anything you want from me". So I brought the car.
    -You did good. Why would you get the clothes if you don't have any sisters?