random two

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by epk, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. epk

    epk Moderator Political User Folding Team

    Buenos Aires
    Lenin is dying and he calls Stalin to his side:
    -Stalin, I'm worried for the future of our people. Do you think they will follow you as their leader?
    -Yes, I'm certain of it.
    -But what if they don't?
    -Well, then they will follow you.

    Small town in the middle of nowhere. A blonde bombshell driving a Rolls-Royce parks right in the town square, she gets down and calls one of the local hicks:
    -Come with me, handsome.
    Another guy says:
    -Oh man, it's you! you are so lucky!
    He walks up to the car, the girl tells him to get in and they drive away. After a while the hick returns driving the Rolls.
    -Hey, man, tell us what happened!
    -Well, nothing... we drove up to the mill, we got off the car, she took her clothes off and said "take anything you want from me". So I brought the car.
    -You did good. Why would you get the clothes if you don't have any sisters?