Lenin is dying and he calls Stalin to his side: -Stalin, I'm worried for the future of our people. Do you think they will follow you as their leader? -Yes, I'm certain of it. -But what if they don't? -Well, then they will follow you. Small town in the middle of nowhere. A blonde bombshell driving a Rolls-Royce parks right in the town square, she gets down and calls one of the local hicks: -Come with me, handsome. Another guy says: -Oh man, it's you! you are so lucky! He walks up to the car, the girl tells him to get in and they drive away. After a while the hick returns driving the Rolls. -Hey, man, tell us what happened! -Well, nothing... we drove up to the mill, we got off the car, she took her clothes off and said "take anything you want from me". So I brought the car. -You did good. Why would you get the clothes if you don't have any sisters?