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Discussion in 'Green Room' started by DFX, Mar 8, 2003.

  1. DFX

    DFX OSNN Senior Addict

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    How do you wash pillows without going to a dry cleaners.
     
  2. Qumahlin

    Qumahlin Moderator

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    Well that depends do you mean the pillow itself or the cover? Is it a cotton pillow or a feather pillow?
     
  3. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    You must fashion a pillow beater out of bamboo and shape it into the form of a tennis racket. Afterwards, go down to the river side and put the pillow on a large rock then start to beat the pillow with your bamboo pillow beater. You will notice a greenish-brown gas being released from the pillow every time you beat on it. Wear a dust mask because you will also release mites and other pollutants in the pillow-cleaning process. Don't forget to flip the pillow several times and hit it with a spray disinfectant. Allow pillow to dry in the sun for a full day.:)
     
  4. powelly

    powelly Guest

    if its that dirty follow this simple method.

    1.... buy new pillows

    2... throw old pillows away

    and there you go, nice clean pillows
     
  5. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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  6. XP Abuser

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    i washed my pillows once and all the feathers fused together and it was lumpy. BTW DFX its that not what <------- Thread Title:)
     
  7. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    follow this two step method

    1) invite goodlooking female to place of pillows of dirt

    2) figure the rest out for yourselfs
     
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