Quotes of the week

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Aug 6, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    Some poeple's only interest in life comes from their bank account.

    In the good old days, when a teenager went into the garage, they
    came out with a lawnmower.

    Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

    If you lend someone $20.00 and never saw that person again, it was probably worth it.

    Most people would rather say a clever thing, than do a good one.

    People that think they can run the earth, should start with a small garden.

    Another thing that brings a family closer is a small car.

    The first one to ask for a favor, is usually the last one to remember it.

    If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know.

    Even a fish won't get caught if it keeps its mouth shut.
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol very nice zoey
  3. Steely

    Steely OSNN Addict

    Wolverhampton, United kingdom
    If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes? (George Carlin)
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    Excellent 1, Steely !
  5. Kr0m

    Kr0m Moderator

    Turtle Island
    "I ain't draft dodgin', I ain't burnin' no flag, and I ain't runnin' to Canada. I'm stayin' right here. You want to send me to jail? Fine. You go right ahead. I've been in jail for 400 years, I can be there for 4 or 5 more. But I ain't goin no 10000 miles to help murder and kill other poor people. If I wanna die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you... if I wanna die. You my enemy. Not no Chinese, no Vietkong no Japenese. You my opposer, when I want freedom. You my opposer, when I want justice. You my opposer, when I want equality. You want me to go somewhere and fight for you, you won't even stand up for me right here in America, for my rights and my religious beliefs. You won't even stand up for me right here at home." - Will Smith-(Ali)
  6. Kw4ntuM

    Kw4ntuM Guest

    "Life's a game and I'll be damned if I'm gunna let you win!"
  7. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

    "I laughed when I saw a man with no shoes, until I saw a man with no feet"
  8. TLJ_Rapier

    TLJ_Rapier Guest

    80k aught to be enough
    - bill gates