A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get itstarted." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." When the boyfriend arrives, she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, and then looks at the box. He turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. Let's have a cup of coffee and relax for a few minutes, then I'll help you put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." ===================================== A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "Wow," said the blond, "that's amazing... I'm going to buy it! So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss, who is also blond, saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. "Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?" "Two Popsicles and some coffee."