Professor of Anatomy

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell 'naughty' stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

    The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.' They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.' The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. 'Young ladies,' said the professor with a broad smile, 'the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.'
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  2. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    I think I had that Professor!:laugh:
     
  3. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    i think i had those girls
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    I think, there for I... I... I can't remember. :nervous:

    I must have missed that class. :rolleyes: