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Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 15, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    News Flash.

    An atomic Scientist was admitted to a VD clinic, and came out with a nuclear weapon.

    A spanish dancer was reported as, suffering with constipation.
    It seems he could`nt pass a doble.

    Also, a constipated mathematician, was heard to say, He had worked it out with a pencil.
     
  2. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    hah. oh my. =)
     
  3. Qumahlin

    Qumahlin Moderator

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  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    That's good. Hey Kerrie, check this:
     
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Funny stuff gonaads
     
  6. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Gonaads

    That was sooooooo funny nearly split my sides

    Check this out
     
  7. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Answering machine message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

    Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen.
    Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
    So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
    "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
    "No, because he's really heavy."

    I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
    And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
     
  8. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    How do I set my laser printer on stun?
     
  9. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Here's one for all us Star Wars fans:
     
  10. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    gonaads, liked the first one =))
     
  11. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hey, did I start something here. :D

    Love all the replies guys & gals. LMAO. :D :D :D
     
  12. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Ohhh noooo. :rolleyes: