Prison life vs. a full time job

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by jw50, Jun 6, 2002.

  1. jw50

    jw50 OSNN Senior Addict

    In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    In prison you get three meals a day.
    At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

    In prison you get time off for good behavior.
    At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

    In prison you can watch TV and play games.
    At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    In prison they only ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
    At work you are just ball-and-chained.

    In prison you get your own toilet.
    At work you have to wait in line and share the toilet.

    In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
    At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

    In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
    At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxex from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

    In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
    At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and then inside bars.
  2. niabi

    niabi Guest


    very good, and very funny, sadly true ! :)
  3. WAM

    WAM Guest

    its all true...and then some...

    ive done enough "time" to know !!
  4. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

    Where do I sign-up for this prison life? Sounds like a good deal...
  5. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

    dont u wish it was actually that good :p