poison

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by duberdurm, Feb 1, 2003.

  1. duberdurm

    duberdurm Guest

    > > >This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
    > > >
    > > >The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what
    he
    wanted
    > > >it for.
    > > >
    > > >He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
    > > >
    > > >"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to
    understand
    > > >under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."
    > > >
    > > >The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
    > > >
    > > >The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't
    realize
    you
    > > >had a prescription."
     
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