Pin No?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"

    When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the
    chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in her rear.

    "God Almighty!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good" and Sally fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"

    Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the rescue and stuck her again.

    "Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and Sally promptly fell back asleep.

    Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.

    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

    And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.

    This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll ram it up your *%@sole !"

    The teacher fainted.
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    hah, top stuff :D
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

  4. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lmao ...i like it :)
  5. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    good one, lol :D
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    LMFAO Hahahahahaha... ooooh damn, my side hurts. :p :p Woooo!!!
  7. chris

    chris Free to Fly

    haha, thats a good'n :D :D
  8. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    * laughing hard * Nice!