Peter Kay says

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Electronic Punk, Feb 10, 2004.

  1. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square
    ones.

    2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
    crying.

    3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a
    pub is when your
    pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete
    stranger.

    4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat
    green crisps.

    5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the
    digits 55378008 into a
    calculator.

    6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

    7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
    really manly.

    8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the
    law or not to have a fire in
    your back garden.

    9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

    10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

    11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

    13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn
    up a bouncy ball.

    14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

    15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into
    your school.

    16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as
    schoolchild is to call your
    teacher mum or dad.

    17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
    would kill you at the first
    given opportunity.

    18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

    19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee
    flushed half way through
    and then raced against the flush.

    20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

    21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
    Frisbee.

    22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

    23) You never ever run out of salt.

    24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

    25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

    26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily
    feel when you've got your
    hand or head stuck in something.

    27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat
    hangers.

    28) Despite constant warning, you have never met
    anybody who has had their arm
    broken by a swan.

    29) The most painful household incident is wearing
    socks and stepping on an
    upturned plug.

    30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

    31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside
    a thin piece of wood
    specifically to stir paint with.

    32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their
    nose.

    33) Bricks are horrible to carry.

    34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
     
  2. Drew

    Drew OSNN Junior Addict

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    "Cheese.......and Cake........are you mad?"
     
  3. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I've seen the future and it's garlic bread.
     
  4. Drew

    Drew OSNN Junior Addict

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    No doubt washed down with plenty of Mum's Rola Cola (aka Crap Pop!)
     
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    That would make the future, an egg-shaped piece of orange garlic bread. Quite strange.
     
  6. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Its funny cause its true
     
  7. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

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    I am sorry to say, but I will never understand you brits and your "comedy"
     
  8. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    The office, imho, is where brit comedy is at now.
    Be sure to watch the english version before the us version aires.
     
  9. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol it'd all so true :D :p
     
  10. indyjones

    indyjones OSNN.net Adventurer

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    No Offense intended but the US office will be awful......you just know it
     
  11. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    'course it will. I hope to never encounter it.
     
  12. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    I live in the same town as Peter Kay ~ Bolton
    I dont understand whats so funny about him either

    :shrug:
     
  13. Dubbin1

    Dubbin1 I Like Cheese

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    Boobless :d
     
  14. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Surely using using a 1 instead of 7 to get boobies is much more amusing? :D
     
  15. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

    Musty? Or is it just me?
     
  16. maz4sue

    maz4sue DJ / Student

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    I don't give ****ty jobs...
     

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  17. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Those that think they are perfect annoy those of us that are.
     
  18. paul2-0-0-2

    paul2-0-0-2 Moderator

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    English >>> American

    Cant think of 1 ameircan program whats funny tbh whats shown over here :eek: