Personal damage (!)

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by farseeker, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. farseeker

    farseeker Guest

    Heya

    I just heard on my local radio that a swedish scientist has burned his *ahem* ...wang... by using his laptop on his lap. As I happen to be doing this at the very moment, it brought back memories of how I've managed to damage myself on my computer ;)

    Anyone got any stories to tell on this topic??
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    hahah, no stories, but thats a top story :D :p
     
  3. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    The question is.....What was he doing with his "wang" lol in the laptop in the first place? There are some places it just doesn't belong. :eek:
     
  4. farseeker

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    lol, as someone who uses a laptop on their lap for a lot of the day, I can vouch for this guy (kinda) - laptops to get very very very very hot on the underneath - mind you, mine hasn't gotten hot enough to burn through my pants... yet... that's when I'm wearing pants...
     
  5. Nick M

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    The thing is; wouldn't he feel it burning or something?

    Quality story though; it just sounds funny :p
     
  6. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Good point, surely you'd feel warming up :D
    Laptops do get very hot they're actually meant to be a small height up off the 'ground' to get extra ventilation and can be very un-comfy to actually use on your lap
     
  7. Nick M

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    I have a feeling that scientist was doing something to himself....
     
  8. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Yeah... burning his wang for one :p
     
  9. farseeker

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    lol, now I notice the news story even reached the xperience front page ;)
     
  10. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    that story is pure BS...lol

    nobody could take that pain and not notice it
     
  11. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Talk about a hot poker!
     
  12. Ace123

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    HOLY FLAMING MARSHMELLOS BATMAN!!!
    THAT GUYS WANG IS ON FIRE!!!
     
  13. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    his wang probably only felt it when it was at max temp.