Peggy Sue!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by VinDaloo, Nov 25, 2002.

  1. VinDaloo

    VinDaloo Guest

    :D For my first post I'll try to start in the way I intend to continue. :eek:

    It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy
    Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.
    When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites
    him in."Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he
    says. "That's cool." says Bobby.

    Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies
    politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to the
    drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out
    and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes
    as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy
    Sue's father,"Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night
    if we let her!"

    Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he
    has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue
    comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and
    announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
    anticipation,Bobby escorts his date out the front door while dad is
    saying "Have a good evening kids,"with a wink for Bobby.

    About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
    into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:
    "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"

    :eek:
     
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  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    good one!