PC Messages

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zeke121, Dec 22, 2002.

  1. zeke121

    zeke121 Guest

    Glossary of PC Terms
    It says:
    "Press Any Key"
    It means:
    "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."

    It says:
    "Press A Key"
    It means:
    (This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)

    It says:
    "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E"
    It means:
    "... where you will be kept on hold for 40 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

    It says:
    "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...."
    It means:
    "... and I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."

    It says:
    "Please insert disk 11"
    It means:
    "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks."

    It says:
    "Cannot read from drive D:...."
    It means:
    "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

    It says:
    "Please Wait...."
    It means:
    "... Indefinitely."

    It says:
    "Directory does not exist...."
    It means:
    ".... any more. Whoops."

    It says:
    "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
    It means:
    "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

    :D
     
  2. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    It says:
    "Cannot read from drive D:...."
    It means:
    "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

    i have alot of movies on CD ...my wife was going to watch a couple ...she calls me down to say it doesnt work so i check and its upside down ....lol she has 2 PC's in her office at work and it boggles my mind how she ever gets any work done on them :)
     
  3. cky

    cky Guest

    It says:
    "Installing program to C:\<Directory>...."
    It means:
    "... and I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."




    lolololol