Payday Party

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Payday Party


    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead
    of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys
    and spending his entire paycheck.

    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by
    his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
    befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to
    him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
    He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
    and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down
    just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his
    left eye.
     
  2. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Heh...that's pretty funny.
     
  3. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    lol :p
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User