Pay your debts.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 30, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    PAY YOUR BILLS

    Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts.
    But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
    One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician, Horatio, said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes".
    Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
    The next day, Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath.
    Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
    Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown, such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.
    King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial command.
    Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching
    lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
    Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
    However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay
    Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.
    The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into King Arthur's loincloth.
    And the King again summoned Michael the Dragon Master.





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  2. damnyank

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    Loved it Kirrie - will pass it on to some of my mates!
     
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    lmao, keep'em coming Kirrie, your jokes are the best :D
     
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