Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeAfGaZ, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. DeAfGaZ

    DeAfGaZ Guest

    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.... So he took the first pack and left the plane.

    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

    The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

    The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."
    :D :D :D :D :D
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D :D :D LMAO. excellent Deafgaz.
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

    ha ha ha ha

    nice 1


    :p :p :p
  4. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

    Melbourne Australia
  5. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    rofl... thats great