Packers - Bears Joke

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    A Bear Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee,
    croissants, bread, butter & jam, when a Packer Fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Bear Fan ignores the Packer Fan, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    PACKER FAN- "You Bear folk eat the whole bread?"

    BEAR FAN- "Of course!"

    PACKER FAN- (after blowing a large bubble) "We don't. In
    Wisconsin, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Illinois."

    The Packer Fan has a smirk on his face. The Bear Fan listens
    in silence.

    The Packer Fan persists. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

    BEAR FAN- "Of course!"

    PACKER FAN- (cracking his gum between his teeth and
    chuckling) "We don't. In Wisconsin we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jamand jelly and sell it to Illinois."

    The Bear Fan then asks, "Do you have sex in Wisconsin?"

    PACKER FAN- "Why of course we do," he says with a smirk.

    BEAR FAN- "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
    used them?"

    PACKER FAN- "We throw them away, of course?"

    BEAR FAN- "We don't. In Illinois, we put them in a
    container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Wisconsin."
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Where's that spitoon when you need one. :D
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    :eek:
    --Note to self, don't chew gum--
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  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Zoey, you sure that ain`t a protection racket? :D :D
     
  5. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Heh Heh - leave it to a cheesehead Packer backer! :eek:

    When I heard that joke , it involved a yankee and a redneck:D
     
  6. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol Funky: don't chew gum :p
     
  7. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    --opens top to listerine and pours into cup--
    anyone need to gargle? :D
     
  8. zoey

    zoey Guest

    :eek: