Oz meeting.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    An Ozzie trucker driving through the out back, suddenly sees a Sheila hitching a lift.
    He stops and picks her up, and as she settles down for the long run ahead, the trucker turns and says to her,"Hey Sheila, do you F**k"?.
    "No" says the Sheila, "but I do now, you sweet talking b****rd.
     
  2. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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    Me not understand joke :(
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    I don't get it either?
     
  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Man, you kids don't understand anything do ya - ya'll sure must live a sheltered life - or have not experienced life as us old farts know it!!!!

    He asks her if she "makes love"
    She replies - no, but with the way he talked so sweetly to her, he talked her into doing it now!

    Okay, Smokie, Kerrie and damnyank are the official "explain the jokes" mods! :D :D

    BTW Kerrie - excellent joke :D
     
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Nor me.
     
  6. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Nice joke Kirrie :D
     
  7. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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    As damnyank explains it, it doesn't sound like a joke to me. Right? Or am I just plain dumb (please don't quote me:))
     
  8. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    hm? :D :p :D

    Gotta agree, i get it now, its just not funny
     
  9. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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    Real funny SPeedY_B :rolleyes: Real funny
     
  10. is that another one of those aususe really not funny jokes?
     
  11. Glaanieboy

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    Just one in the loooooooong line mafia :p
     
  12. well i'm trying to avoid those kinda lines.
     
  13. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    OMG. Where in the world have you lot been this last little while? :confused:

    Let me explain!!!

    The first words that the trucker says to the girl are, "Do you Screw."
    What would be 99% of girls replies???

    But NO, This one says, "NO. but I do now, you sweet talking bastid"

    Damnyank, I think I will give it up, thank god you are around. :D
     
  14. neonwizard

    neonwizard OSNN Addict

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    Let me read it again.......no still not funny
     
  15. true true