Osama's Valentine

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

    David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama bin Laden," David says.

    "Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

    "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

    His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
  2. Scooter

    Scooter Random Apple Dude

    Northeast England
    .... :rolleyes: .....

    H3ard it twefty and some years ago Sir :speechless: :rolleyes:

  3. naaa wasn't that funny this time, or maybe im just too tired, should be one of them :D can't wait for the next one
  4. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    Awesome! Wasn't really expecting an ending like that.
  5. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

    Montreal, Quebec