Oooooooh.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, May 16, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Harlequin Romance.

    The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.
    The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach.
    Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire.
    With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh.
    He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long.
    And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! It will never fit!"
    Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her.
    As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned.
    Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again............
    “Dont you just love shopping for shoes”???
     
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Oh my! If shoe shopping were that exciting for me, I'd go every day :D
     
  3. Qumahlin

    Qumahlin Moderator

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    LOL, well that sotry has me wanting to shop ;)
     
  4. Sprung

    Sprung Guest

    My monitor is now turned on!

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    smoke.....
     
  5. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Oh my! If shoe shopping were that exciting for me, I'd go every day. Jewelzz.

    She now has 4,000 pairs of shoes, and takes them back for exchange. :D :D :D
     
  6. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I have 4,000 odd socks.
     
  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    EP , that means you have another 4000 just like them.:D :confused:
     
  8. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    !addquote [e]-punk - I have 4,000 odd socks.

    *dammit, that still doesn't work here.*