One fine day in XP-erienceville

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Bytes Back, May 17, 2002.

  1. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Seeing as everyone else is now bored with the story threads, It's time for a new one :D

    Rules are,

    one sentence only
    You must mention at least one other person



    I'll try and collate it every couple of pages, but the speed these threads run, it could be every ten pages :D

    I'll start



    Officer Bytes back yawned, got out of bed, walked down the stairs and looked over to Stuy_b polishing his fire engine.
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Hipster Doofus Bytes back on his morning muffin as Stuy_b is dragged away for using paint thiner not polish on his fire engine.

    :D
     
  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Then Bytes back remembers he doesn't have an empty cell for stuy_b because he's storing all of maddmatt's cookies...
     
  4. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Considering cookies are much more important than prisoners he lets Stuy_b off with a stiff warning and then sets him to work on his patrol car :D
     
  5. stuy_b

    stuy_b Guest

    with my stiff warning, I goto give it a good buff!! (buff=polish).


     
  6. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Madmatt walks in, goes up to cell 2 and opens the door, OMG yells madmatt, whats happened to my cookies :eek:
     
  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Meanwhile Stuy_b was still polishing his fire engine.
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    While Electronic Punk played with the fire hose..
     
  9. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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  10. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ...said EP, and suddenly a powerful stream of water found its way into the patrol car, stuy-b forgot to close the window...
     
  11. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Officer Bytes got out of the the now sodden patrol car when who should walk into the police/fire station but....
     
  12. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Jewellz was standing on the side of the road liffting her blouse while stuy_b...
     
  13. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Suddenly jumped into his fire engine, turned the lights and sirens on and screamed out in a big cloud of exhaust fumes, suddenly he caught sight of Jewelzz.......
     
  14. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    lost control of the truck and crashed into...
     
  15. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ....xsive in his brand new Jaguar, which he had only just gotten a solo test drive in.....
     
  16. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    germany. and got pulled over doing 157 in a 30. the police officer said, ...
     
  17. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ...whats the trouble Sir, stuck in 2nd gear were we...
     
  18. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    ..I am going to have to arrest you and have your car impounded... and..
     
  19. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    just then, madmatt, who was riding with xsivforce, offered the occifer a....
     
  20. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    ...Box of girl scout cookies. But then Cosmin shows up and says, "Officer My daddy will buy you a new Car". X just starts to...