One fine day in XP-erienceville

[Bytes Back]

Seeing as everyone else is now bored with the story threads, It's time for a new one

Rules are,

one sentence only
You must mention at least one other person



I'll try and collate it every couple of pages, but the speed these threads run, it could be every ten pages

I'll start



Officer Bytes back yawned, got out of bed, walked down the stairs and looked over to Stuy_b polishing his fire engine.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Hipster Doofus Bytes back on his morning muffin as Stuy_b is dragged away for using paint thiner not polish on his fire engine.

 

[Jewelzz]

Then Bytes back remembers he doesn't have an empty cell for stuy_b because he's storing all of maddmatt's cookies...

 

[Bytes Back]

Considering cookies are much more important than prisoners he lets Stuy_b off with a stiff warning and then sets him to work on his patrol car

 

[stuy_b]

with my stiff warning, I goto give it a good buff!! (buff=polish).

Originally posted by Bytes back
Considering cookies are much more important than prisoners he lets Stuy_b off with a stiff warning and then sets him to work on his patrol car

 

[Bytes Back]

Madmatt walks in, goes up to cell 2 and opens the door, OMG yells madmatt, whats happened to my cookies

 

[Electronic Punk]

Meanwhile Stuy_b was still polishing his fire engine.

 

[Jewelzz]

While Electronic Punk played with the fire hose..

 

[Electronic Punk]

Oooh err.

 

[Kirrie2001]

...said EP, and suddenly a powerful stream of water found its way into the patrol car, stuy-b forgot to close the window...

 

[Bytes Back]

Officer Bytes got out of the the now sodden patrol car when who should walk into the police/fire station but....

 

[xsivforce]

Jewellz was standing on the side of the road liffting her blouse while stuy_b...

 

[Bytes Back]

Suddenly jumped into his fire engine, turned the lights and sirens on and screamed out in a big cloud of exhaust fumes, suddenly he caught sight of Jewelzz.......

 

[Jewelzz]

lost control of the truck and crashed into...

 

[Kirrie2001]

....xsive in his brand new Jaguar, which he had only just gotten a solo test drive in.....

 

[madmatt]

germany. and got pulled over doing 157 in a 30. the police officer said, ...

 

[Kirrie2001]

...whats the trouble Sir, stuck in 2nd gear were we...

 

[madmatt]

..I am going to have to arrest you and have your car impounded... and..

 

[Jewelzz]

just then, madmatt, who was riding with xsivforce, offered the occifer a....

 

[gonaads]

...Box of girl scout cookies. But then Cosmin shows up and says, "Officer My daddy will buy you a new Car". X just starts to...