Olympic Condoms

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
    "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

    "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

    "What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

    "Gold of course," says the man proudly.

    The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
     
  2. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    Rofl!
     
  3. Mainframeguy

    Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Folding Team

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    OK OK - but this makes me wonder WTF happens when he wears BRONZE!!! :eek:
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Someone has to give me some reputation points for all these jokes :D
    Pretty please lol ;)
     
  5. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    That means he has 2 women ;)
    Lucky b*st*rd LOL :D
     
  6. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I did already yesterday, quit being a mincer Zero!
     
  7. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Lee you are quite a miserable git at times.
    Lite'n up m8.
    I know you did. Cheers for that :D
     
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  8. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    Nowt to do with being a miserable pregnant Camel.

    Let me think, it was said in Jest, you obviously took it the wrong way.
     
  9. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    rep point wh0re
     
  10. Hsn

    Hsn King

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    ZeroHour:You recieve the title for being the OSNN Joker ;).

    Keep 'em coming. :D