Old Man - Young Man

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by jw50, Jun 6, 2002.

  1. jw50

    jw50 OSNN Senior Addict

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors--green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man replied, "Got drunk once and has sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
     
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    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hahaha
     
  5. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    not silver huh ep ? ;)

    MdSalih
     
  6. madmatt

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    now that's funny.
     
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    LOL!!! :p
     
  8. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ROFLMAO. Nice one jw50. especially for us old un`s.
     
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