Nudist Colony

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wanderingaround. A 6 foot blond walks by him; the man gets a hard-on.

    Blond: "Sir, did you call for me?"
    New Man: "No, I just got here."
    Blond: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me."

    Theblond lays down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy,enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him.

    Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?"
    New Man: "No, I just got here."
    Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me."

    The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist...

    New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500."
    Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...."

    NewMan: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get ahard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    hahaha, i liked it much nicer before the sauna part, btw theres a comic to this effect somewhere i used to have it
     
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  4. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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