Nude Blond

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While waiting for the delivery man, A young blond woman undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rang. She goes to the door and says, "Who is it?"

"Blind man," comes the reply.

So instead of going back to the bathroom for her robe, she opens the door.

"Hmmm.. nice body, lady. Where do you want the blinds?"
 
Chesse n bun, last time I heard that joke I was getting a parking ticket for parking my 'Dinosaur' on a double yellow line!
 
funny!!! Just showed some people in class :)
 
Problem is I had to hire a skip as I could not get a big enough poop-ah-scoopa.
 
Electronic Punk said:
That one is older than Evil Marge!

(*ahem*)
He started it ^^^ :p
and we'll have less of the "miserable" please :rolleyes: :D
 
You have to post jokes that are original and not older than 'Father Time'.

I have a good joke but it's far too rude for your ears and eyes.

It is like this, what is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

I aint aint telling you, watch Paramount ha ha.
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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