Nude Blond

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    While waiting for the delivery man, A young blond woman undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rang. She goes to the door and says, "Who is it?"

    "Blind man," comes the reply.

    So instead of going back to the bathroom for her robe, she opens the door.

    "Hmmm.. nice body, lady. Where do you want the blinds?"
     
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  2. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    That one is older than Evil Marge!

    (*ahem*)
     
  3. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    :eek: I'll get you :p
     
  4. Lee

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    Chesse n bun, last time I heard that joke I was getting a parking ticket for parking my 'Dinosaur' on a double yellow line!
     
  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Ahhh the good old day's,taking the dinosaur on a day out :D
     
  6. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    funny!!! Just showed some people in class :)
     
  7. Lee

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    Problem is I had to hire a skip as I could not get a big enough poop-ah-scoopa.
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    ROFL at you old misserable gits :D
     
  9. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    He started it ^^^ :p
    and we'll have less of the "miserable" please :rolleyes: :D
     
  10. Lee

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    You have to post jokes that are original and not older than 'Father Time'.

    I have a good joke but it's far too rude for your ears and eyes.

    It is like this, what is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

    I aint aint telling you, watch Paramount ha ha.