Nuclear Computer Systems

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Apr 2, 2004.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    I was talking to a fellow computer technician during some of the idle time us IT consultants all have *laugh*, and we somehow got onto the conversation of what software is used in Nuclear Power Planets.

    My colleague said he thought a mixture of UNIX workstations and even OS/2.

    I proudly declared that I knew -- they all use Microsoft products, such as Windows.

    When he asked how I knew this, I replied: "Well look at what happened at Chernobyl! Isn't it obvious they used Windows?"

    To which he smirked, "I guess that brings new meaning to the Blue Screen of Death."

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  2. NerdUprising

    NerdUprising [ Method ]

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    lol :D

    I do believe Microsoft was owned. :p
     
  3. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    Woooo... Didn't know there were Nuclear Power Planets. lol :p
    Man, you lot make it out as if MS is heading for Universal domination. hehe.:rolleyes:
     
  4. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    lol
     
  5. silis

    silis The bum.

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    They are... If you own communication, you own the world. And Microsoft is trying very, very hard. :)
     
  6. kako

    kako OSNN One Post Wonder

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    yes ! harder than ever !

    no one even think about MS to encounter these days ! :D
    it's like a non-equivalent War !
    but ....
    you know IE5.0 is all Open-coded now !? it's awfall to see eack day more and dangerous Worm and viruses come along NET ! every kid now can find a hole in IE and turn it to a worm or virus !
    do you know how i anticipate the 2006 ? as follows :

    - XP SP10 with 750 Mb to download !
    - critical patch and updates come to be 20 digits ! ( KB090367638273628736283626387232 !! :D )
    - windows updates itself wihout your notice (!) and it takes 24 hours !
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    damn with MS with this piece of crap os they're created !
     
  7. kako

    kako OSNN One Post Wonder

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    oh i forget this one :
    microsoft changes it's domain name to : MICROSOFT.BUG !
    ( or microsoft.hole ! )
    :cool:
     
  8. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User