New Word Meanings

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Aug 20, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    New Word Meanings

    The Washington Post’s Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners:

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

    Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the recipient who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

    Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer, man.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize it was your money to start with.
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

    New York City brother and I have been laughing like crazy reading these. Great ones :D
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    Thats great. :D