New Word Meanings

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  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    New Word Meanings


    The Washington Post’s Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners:

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls.

    Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the recipient who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

    Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer, man.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize it was your money to start with.
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahaha...my brother and I have been laughing like crazy reading these. Great ones :D
     
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Thats great. :D