New Word Meanings The Washington Post’s Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some of the winners: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up on walls. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the recipient who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s, like, a serious bummer, man. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize it was your money to start with.