New Viruses

Discussion in 'Windows Desktop Systems' started by Jewelzz, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep
    counting.

    The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive
    with NO memory.

    The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard
    drive out of an old floppy.

    The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory
    out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about what it did.

    The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but
    forgets where it is stored.

    The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about
    illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files
    in the background.

    The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.

    The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive
    shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

    The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.

    The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

    The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.

    The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some
    files, leaves, but will be back.

    and last but not least ...

    The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive
    into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through
    Windows
     
  2. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
    classic
    :p
     
  3. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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  4. srg311

    srg311 Guest

    now that's funny, lmao :D
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Very nice. :p
     
  6. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    THE GEORGE BUSH VIRUS II...installed through legasy scripts never fully removed from the goerge bush I virus, this new virus is not as effecive, and relies on the files of the original virus to accomplish anything at all.
     
  7. Octopus

    Octopus Moderator

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    LOL good one Jewelzz.
     
  8. yoyo

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    :D :D :D great, at least those I understood :confused: :) (propably only Americans understand all, or is it me?):D :D :D
     
  9. madmain1

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  10. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    lol funny Jewelzz :D
     
  11. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D :D :D LMAO.

    This is really bad, extracting the urine of all those nice people.

    HOW ,,hehehe, DARE hahaha, YOU hehehe, JEWELZZ ;)