New Truck..

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Smokie, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

    "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

    "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

    "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

    "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

    She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

    So I took the truck!"

    "Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you anyways".
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Well there ya go. Not so redneck after all. :D
     
  3. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    Hipster, did you have a night on the booze when you made your avatar??? One to many VB's perhaps :D
     
  4. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Couldn't have been anymore sober. Just wait till the next installment. :D :D I'm loving this humiliation.
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Hipster you look like a dog i had , that ate something he shouldn't have.
    He did this for a couple of hours that eat 5 kilos of dog food, and slept for a day or to.
     
  6. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    That might explain the smell around here.

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  7. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol. Good choice with the truck!