names

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by slimboyfat, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

    - Russell



    What do you call a dog who likes classical music?

    - Bach


    What do you call a dog that likes lots of classical music?

    - Offenbach


    What do you call a man in in irish bog?

    - Pete


    What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

    -Bob


    What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

    - Doug


    What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

    - Douglas


    What do you call a man who lives on the floor?

    - Matt

    Any more anybody??????????????
     
  2. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    more

    What do you call a man who hangs on the wall?
    Art

    What do you call two guys hanging over a window?
    Curt and Rod

    Who's the guy floating in the pool?
    Bob

    What do you call a girl propped up against a wall?
    Eileen

    What do you call a man that works at a meat counter?
    Chuck

    What do you call a man that's brutally honest?
    Frank
     
  3. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    What do ya call a man who likes flat fish?

    Ray


    What do you call a man who steals stuff?

    Nick



    What do ya call a girl on a beach?

    Sandy

    Must be loads more!