I AM BACK A man walks into a church confessional, and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night." The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp." "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No," says the priest, "but it will wipe that f*cking smirk off your face."