Nail Mary

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    I AM BACK :D

    A man walks into a church confessional, and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

    The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

    "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

    "No," says the priest, "but it will wipe that f*cking smirk off your face."
     
  2. Elektro Slime

    Elektro Slime Harware Guru

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  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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  4. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    /still smirkin'