Nagging Wife

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
    were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
    can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
    Holy Land, for £150."

    The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home. The
    undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when
    it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."