My Husband Works for Microsoft

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

    The first woman said,

    "My husband is a psychologist,

    and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."



    The second woman proclaimed,

    "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!"


    The third woman replied,

    "Well my husband works for Microsoft......

















    ......and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."

    :D
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahaha... time for an upgrade. :p
     
  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    ooooh dear. :p
     
  4. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    and thats a bad thing?

    ....*makes note*
     
  5. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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  6. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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  7. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    i figured the punchline would be something about "going down"