my dictionary

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Perris Calderon, Feb 20, 2003.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

    2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

    6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

    7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

    14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

    16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    omg!!! thats hilarious!!!! good one!!!! lmao!!! :D :D :D

  3. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    like 'em all:)
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D . LMAO. dealer, there must be one for Fujism??? ;)
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    It's when yer "Mount Fuji"errupts. :eek: :rolleyes: