MS Employees that need help

Discussion in 'Windows Desktop Systems' started by leedogg, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. leedogg

    leedogg Gojyone kawaiiiiiiii!

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    This is about a strange new program that was just released:

    The Tweak-O-matic.

    I was wondering wth this app does exactly and whats up with the name.. so I head over to the application's site:

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default.asp?url=/technet/scriptcenter/Tools/twkmatic.asp

    As I'm reading this, I'm constantly scrolling back to the top and checking the url to make sure this is indeed MS, and I come to the following conclusions:

    a) these guys are either on crack or simply have no life

    b) have been driven jealously insane with some internal rivalry with the tweakui group...

    and c) Theres no way in hell i'm gonna try this app
     
  2. Xie

    Xie - geek - Subscribed User Folding Team

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    lol agreed
     
  3. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    Tweak - o - matic!!!


    Sounds like something that Wile E. Coyote picked up at ACME!!!


    Heeter
     
  4. leedogg

    leedogg Gojyone kawaiiiiiiii!

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    I know :D

    I'm sure if it was an actual product it would sell thousands regardless of wth it is...just like the pet rock. I want an ACME Tweak - O - matic! :p
     
  5. yoyo

    yoyo _________________

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    Hey guys can you spell HUMOUR ;)

    - agreed you wouldn't expect that on a Microsoft site.

    Actually Tweakomatic and Scriptomatic are nice little utilities.
     
  6. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    Maybe they started snorting when the USA failed to qualify at the Athens Olympics 2004 in baseball.

    They have the same front as those weirdo's at evidence eliminator from reading it, omg I just saw a pink Pig fly past my window.
     
  7. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Haha. Manage Your Computer Tweakomatically. Too funny. :D
     
  8. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    LOLOL


    Heeter
     
  9. STUIII

    STUIII Guest

    Wow that is some hilarious stuff. They should make more info like that so I would read all the way through it ;-)
     
  10. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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    Read the disclaimer :p :
    LOL!
     
  11. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    I just deleted my registry!!!
     
  12. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    hahaha good funny :D
     
  13. leedogg

    leedogg Gojyone kawaiiiiiiii!

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    ok perhaps this should be moved to jokes and funny stuff ^^
     
  14. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    most humorous...sort of like moses making fun of the ten comandments.

    very nice
     
  15. LeeJend

    LeeJend Moderator

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    Ok, I traced that link three different ways and it is Microsoft.

    Scary, damn scary.

    I agree with the crack theory, or maybe dropping acid...
     
  16. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    HAHHAHAHHAHA too funny nice to see their are real people at Microsoft with a sense of humor :p
     
  17. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    Well I have seen tweak-0-matic on a few forums and downloads sections, like fileconnect.net and cnet to name a couple, you might remember a year ago when the massive hype for the first xp service pack was doing the rounds.

    Quite a few of the m$ pages got (owned, cracked, hacked, defaced, graffitied, call it what you like) changed.

    I seriously pee'd myself reading it. Maybe they are doing what that guy did who sold m$ software cheap then like a schmuck, put up a page, saying, the cars, the bikes, the boats, the girls etc.

    Maybe they related to him, who knows!