Monkey trouble

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    VERY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!


    A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board,
    bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and the driver
    fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to
    try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an Irish
    lorry driver pulls over.

    "Where they going?" asks the Irish chap.
    "Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver,
    "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."

    "Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and
    gets on his way.

    The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good
    few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the motorway,
    still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.

    "What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester
    Zoo!"

    "I did," says the bemused Irish fella, "but there is still fifty quid left
    so now we're going to Alton Towers."

    :D :D


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  2. Mubbers

    Mubbers Shoot! Political User

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    uh uhu huu uh uh uh ehe ehe eeehh eeehh eeeh!!

    LOL :D

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  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Good one alan!

    I'm taking bets on the side that someone will have to explain this one to Henyman also!;)
     
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    that was quite good !