Mile High Club

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Burpster, Feb 7, 2003.

  1. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

    "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"

    "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"

    "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down"

    "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"

    Sniff sniff

    "Ah perfume - you think of everything"

    "This is great....." (long sigh)

    Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.

    "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear
    toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden
    by airline regulations...Now put those cigarettes out and take
    the condom off the smoke detector!"
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hehehehe....:D
     
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  4. gothic

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    Haw, Haw, Haw!!

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  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol! Whahah!