Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Enjoy a Better Web Experience

    MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

    Stay Secure on the Web

    Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer.

    Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

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  2. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Heh. :D

    Girl on box is quite the looker :smoker:
     
  3. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    It actually links up to IE 7...they shall probably be getting a letter from a few lawyers soon :p
     
  4. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    Uh huh.
     
  5. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    That site is hilarious :D
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hah! And the "donation/contribution" link is to Mozilla. :laugh:

    That's cool. :p
     
  7. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    Hahahaha, Nice find, LOLOL



    Heeter
     
  8. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    Hmmmm...from the site---

    Site off-line

    Lawsuit in progress...stay tuned - Steve Ballmer
     
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  9. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    ^^^^It's Steve Ballmer, not Steve Allen ;)
     
  10. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    I just copied and pasted what it said on the site.
     
  11. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Guess I missed the fun :( :D
     
  12. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    It's back now!
     
  13. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Looks pretty much the same too, wonder if the Lawsuit thing was just a ploy.
     
  14. Brad

    Brad Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    probably a way to generate some buzz
     
  15. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Awesome.
     
  16. American Zombie

    American Zombie Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I think Microsoft have taken some action now.
     
  17. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    R.I.P. website :(
     
  18. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Could be Mozilla too, btw.
     
  19. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    its still there, been updated too
     
  20. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Wow that's crazy, they are in some serious trouble now I would assume :D