Merlot

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kush, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, and decided to send a reply to the note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

    The note read:"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have the following, a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman.

    It read:"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes Benz CL600, and Porsche Turbo Carrera in my garage. There is over $20 million in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
     
  2. ejn74

    ejn74 Folding Master! Political User Folding Team

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    That's Funny!
     
  3. kk86

    kk86 OSNN One Post Wonder

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    AHHAHAHA nice one
     
  4. CrimsonVonDoom

    CrimsonVonDoom Chainsaw of Mayhem

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