Men Strike Back

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Men Strike Back
    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men fart more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    I am not goin anywhere near this one. :p
     
  3. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    :p

    I love it! :D
     
  4. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Good one! :p

    Waits for Amanda!
     
  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Hey,I can laugh as much as the next man/woman. Ain't me who complaints these things are sexist,personally I don't care :laugh:
     
  6. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Of course and if people don't like it then tough, don't read it :laugh:
     
  7. j79zlr

    j79zlr Glaanies script monkey Political User

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    Now get back in the kitchen!
     
  8. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Get that shelf put up first or there'll be no dinner.You've been promising to do it for weeks now :mad:
     
  9. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Was just being cheeky! ;)
     
  10. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    I know,was just making the point that the only person to ever have a problem with this kind of thing is a guy :rolleyes:
     
  11. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    Some of those were funny :D
     
  12. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Cool! :)
     
  13. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    My three favorites,

    :p
     
  14. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Hey I can fart as good as if not better than any man :mad:
     
  15. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    And there was me thinking this place had a bit of a whiff about it due to Henyman's feet! :p