Men and women

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

    Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

    Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted"
    Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

    If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

    There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
  2. Keshik

    Keshik OSNN Addict

    lol, these kind of jokes are great