Marital Bliss

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Guybrush, Sep 6, 2003.

  1. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties. She posed herself in bed and awaited his arrival.
    When he came into the bedroom, she threw the sheets back, spread her legs, and said, "Welcome home honey. Do you want some of this?"
    With a horrified look on his face, the husband replied, "Hell No! Look what it did to your underwear!"
     
  2. lieb39

    lieb39 Apple lover, PC User

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    Ummm.. i've heard better
     
  3. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Then please "share" your better offerings lieb39 we all like a good joke...

    I liked it Guybrush.
    Hadn't heard it before, and anything that politically incorrect has to be worth a giggle. ;)
     
  4. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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