Man wanted

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
    She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.

    He had no arms or legs.

    "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

    "Just look at you ... you have no legs!"

    The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

    "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

    Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

    :laugh:
     
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  4. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    hahahaha :D

    I like evil jokes :D
     
  5. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    :laughing:

    Love it
     
  6. gonaads

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    Ooooooooo, hahahaha! Great! :p
     
  7. X-Istence

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    that is great!
     
  8. NetRyder

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    Great punchline! :D
     
  9. kcnychief

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    Ha, didn't see that one coming :D
     
  10. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol very good :d
     
  11. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Brilliant! :p Although I came here thinking you needed a man! ;) :p