Mamas Casserole!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    MAMA'S TUNA CASSEROLE!

    One evening after work several guys were going out to have a drink and they were trying to convince a married friend that he should come, too.

    "I can't," the man said, "my wife would kill me."

    After 15 minutes of persuasion by his friends he finally caves in and goes.

    Later, looking at his watch, he realizes that it is midnight and he still has not gone home. He immediately rushes home trying to figure a way out of the trouble he's in.

    Upon his arrival, he walks into the bedroom and sees his wife's legssticking out of the covers.

    "I know!" he thinks to himself and he crawls in between his wife's legsunder the covers and performs oral sex on her until she is satisfied.

    "That should do it," he thinks and he walks into the bathroom to wash his face. He turns on the light and THERE IS HIS WIFE,... sitting on the toilet.
    How the hell did you get in here?" he impatiently screams.

    "SSShhhhhh!" she says, "You'll wake my mother!"
     
  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    awwwwww nastyness!!! lmao!



    -Bert
     
  3. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    juck, thats just disgusting.
     
  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Kirrie2001 - would that perhaps be an old wife's tale ?:huh: :huh:

    And I have always said: There is nothing wrong with an old wife's tail!! :D :D
     
  5. freightgod

    freightgod Confused and Bewildered

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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
     
  6. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    Sounds fishy to me, are you sure this really happened?

    :cool:
     
  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Yes, damnyank & slimboyfat. AsI live near the sea, its an old fish wives tail. :p :eek:
     
  8. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    I've heard that one before... rofl...:D :D :D