Magic Beer

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by powelly, Mar 20, 2003.

  1. powelly

    powelly Guest

    >>> A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the
    >>>counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> "Magic Beer", he says.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but
    >>>after
    >>>realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
    >>>man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
    >>>window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies
    >>>around
    >>>the building three times, and comes back in the window.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy
    >>>says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the
    >>>window,
    >>>plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
    >>>you're a real ******* when you're drunk."
     
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  3. Krux

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    :D haha:D
     
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    good one!