A man and his friend were driving down a country road. The driver pointed out where he'd had sex for the first time. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day perfectly. We made love for hours," the man recalled. "That sounds wonderful," his friend said. "It was great until I looked up and noticed that her mother was standing there watching us," the man said. "What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" the friend asked. He hesitated, then replied, "Baaaaaaa."