Lipstick in schools

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Electronic Punk, Dec 3, 2004.

  1. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Spotted this in a private elite :)p) forum I visit, they know who they are ;)

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators!!!
     
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  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    rofl good one :D
     
  3. Kush

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    haha
     
  4. ThePatriot

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  5. Geffy

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    heard it before
     
  6. Evil Marge

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    Yeah that's old :p ..............don't even go there :eek:
     
  7. Electronic Punk

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    I'll get me coat.
     
  8. delta4s

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  9. Evil Marge

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    Oh you crack me up.....................not :p :D
     
  10. xsivforce

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    Very funny. :D
     
  11. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    *Remembers not to kiss the mirrors at work anymore* :p
     
  12. Tittles

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    i didnt get it at first but i read the end again and this time i noticed that it said he dumpe d the thing into the toliet. :)
     
  13. damnyank

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    That's one of those that no matter how many times you hear (read) it - it just remains funny!!:D
     
  14. Evil Marge

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    Read it again,he said dipped not dumped :p
     
  15. rushm001

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    Someones switched on today!:D
     
  16. Tittles

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    lol...ha ha. U know what i ment marge. as for u rush i am having a good day so that might be why lol.
     
  17. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Superb.
     
  18. Elektro Slime

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    absolutlely hilarious!......................yeah right!

    get some new stuff mate..........
     
  19. NetRyder

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    Haha, hadn't seen this before. Good one. :D
     
  20. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Please stop posting negative comments in threads.