Lawyers and Jerks

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Mar 15, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Having many legal problems, including a divorce, a
    man had become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers in
    general.

    One evening in a bar, the conversation got around to
    his pet peeve and he started "venting." "All lawyers
    are jerks," he loudly proclaimed.

    Another man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and
    sauntered over to him.

    "Look, I heard what you said, and I am highly
    offended by it."

    "Why is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.

    "No, I'm not; I'm a jerk!"

    :cool: :happy:
     
  2. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Just as true in the UK as in USA !!!!!!!!!!:)
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    LOL yeah I know loads of jerks who get offended easily

    :p :p :p :p
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    oh how true...we call them ambulance chasers here! :D