Law enforcement and how good they are

[ZeroHour]

Think it may have been posted but anyway...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

 

[Son Goku]

lol

BTW, I had one comeing home one day which was a true story, but you'll see below.

Was heading north and stopped at a red light. A police car came down south, turned on his sirens, went through the light, then turned them off. He then pulled into the Dunken Donuts, and from what I gather met the "need food emergency" :rofl