Late Night Lecture

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by damnyank, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Spotted this and thought Kirrie would have posted it had he seen it - so here it is::D


    The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car
    parked and walked home.

    As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

    "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

    "I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

    "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"the cop asked.

    "My wife." said the man.
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Bet ya they won't be servin coffee 'n doughnuts at that lecture. :p
     
  3. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    MILK N COOKIES????.....maybe..
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Yeah, when the Wife hits him in the stomach, he'll be wooffin his cookies. :p